Archive for April, 2010
An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.
Spanish Proverb
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
Francis Bacon
Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Channing Pollock
A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.
Mick Miller.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Peter Kay
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American Proverb
After dinner rest awhile, after supper walk awhile
Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
Cervantes
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead.
Woody Allen