Funny Inspirational Quotes
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. —-Will Rogers
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. —-Albert Einstein
If you’re in a card game and you don’t know who the sucker is, you’re it. —Anonymous
I have nothing to declare except my genius. —Oscar Wilde
Eighty percent of success is showing up. —- Woody Allen
You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. —-Homer Simpson
People always emphasize the negative – no one puts up a sign: Beware – nice dog. —-Unknown
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone. —-Robert Frost
Our life is frittered away by details… Simplify, simplify. —-Henry David Thoreau
There’s no half singing in the shower, u’re either a rock star or an opera diva. —-Unknown