Funny Life Quotes
Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean. —-Mark Twain
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. —-Charles Bukowski
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. —–Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. —-Fats Domino
Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. —- Anonymous
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards. —-Mark Twain
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. —-Woody Allen
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.– – Anonymous
The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. —-Abraham Lincoln
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. —–Anonymous