Funny Inspirational Quotes
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn’t always have to be their top priority.
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
Everybody says they want to be free. Take the train off the tracks and it’s free-but it can’t go anywhere.
I’ve got to say “no” to the good so I can say “yes” to the best.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. —-Will Rogers
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. —-Albert Einstein
If you’re in a card game and you don’t know who the sucker is, you’re it. —Anonymous
I have nothing to declare except my genius. —Oscar Wilde