Funny Inspirational Quotes
Eighty percent of success is showing up. —- Woody Allen
You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. —-Homer Simpson
People always emphasize the negative – no one puts up a sign: Beware – nice dog. —-Unknown
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone. —-Robert Frost
Our life is frittered away by details… Simplify, simplify. —-Henry David Thoreau
There’s no half singing in the shower, u’re either a rock star or an opera diva. —-Unknown
Don’t get mad. Get everything!
- Ivana Trump
Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. —-Christian D. Larson